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Short for Bergen County Academies. A hellhole in the middle of a white trash community that takes the top 5% of students in the county and dismisses at 4:10. A lot of their students end up at ivy league and such and go on to become doctors and lawyers.
BCA may seem like fun but sometimes it turns into actual hell.
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A magnet school in NJ that fucks you over when you realize you work your ass off for four years, but still aren't going to get into an IVY bc the kid right next to you is on the U.S. Team for the 36th International Chemistry Olympiad. But thats just ONE example... I could just ramble on and on........competition is cut-throat, resulting in a serious case of Senioritis and burn out.
A senior at Bergen County Academies, Hackensack, he placed first in the Mandelbrot Math Competition; placed first at the New Jersey Regional Science Fair; and his team placed first in the New Jersey Science League competition in chemistry.
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short for bergen county academies. this bitch school pumps out nerds to prepare them to enter soulless lives slaving away to corporations in order to climb the corporate ladder because they think that achieving "success" will make them happy. but one day they will wake up and realize they wasted their whole lives and are actually deeply depressed.
administration doesn't give a fuck cus they care more about looking good than actually making a school that doesn't drive their students to suicide. instead of fixing the systemic problems in how we view education, grades, and our self worth, they gave us one lameass therapy dog that looked like it came out of chernobyl
also abf is full of backstabbers and frauds
Susan: im gonna send my son timmy to bca!
timmy: no i dont wanna go to that school! its gonna ruin my individuality!!!
abf kid: yo you wanna buy my designer shoes ??????
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BattleClanArea; a competitive community of several clans who compete against each other for fun, and for risk.
I grew up in BCA, so it’s definitely safe to say that I grew up in a cult.
stereotypes:
- culinary and theatre kids are straight up dumb
- music kids are geniuses that are good at nothing else but - you guessed it - music
- science kids have no life
- med kids don't talk much in class but they're always up your ass in real life
- engineering kids... what?
- business kids are the biggest snakes you'll ever meet
- comp sci kids are just anti-social guys whose names you might know bc they never talk in/out of class. they're those kids in high school movies that are pushed into lockers for no reason
everyone hates guidance and thinks it's a joke. everyone complains about their teachers. white kids complain about asian kids and asian kids complain about white kids. there are some asians that are in white friend groups but they get shit talked by the other asians (mostly just korean kids shitting on each other). you're either smart if you can get good grades or dumb if you can't keep up with the rest of the class. when you raise your hand and say the wrong answer everyone laughs at you. everyone cheats but the ones that get caught are for some reason lower than the rest of the devil reincarnates of this shit school
oh yeah, and some spanish teacher was on the news for being racist, *apparently*
"what school are you from?"
"BCA"
"oh, then you must be smart, right?"
"no, I'm in culinary"
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Smart school for Smart people. This school houses the smartest Asains from all around Bergen County. Also the only school if you are white then you are a minority.
One Sac lee: Ching Chung wing do dong bo bo:(I have sex with my TI-89 calculator)
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A large concentration of computer geeks, engineering geeks, math geeks, science geeks, preforming geeks, art geeks, business geeks, medical geeks, and cooking geeks. It has proven that 67% of all geeks that live in Bergen County and are over the age of 13 go to this school.
Bombing Bergen County Academies whould lower the average IQ of a human being by 37%
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