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How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?
*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"
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When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.
Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!
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Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.
Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.
Wow you must be lonely.
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