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belton

A crappy little city between Austin and Waco that most people have never heard of, though anyone that has ever driven on I-H35 in Texas has probably stopped there to get gas and take a shit.

Inhabited by bros and the kind of people you see at Wal-Mart. Its only redeeming quality is that it's a bastion of Republican support.

"I go to the university of Mary Hardin Baylor in Belton."
"Oh Baylor! in Waco?"
"Yeah Baylor..."

by Richard Cheddar July 6, 2008

72πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Belton

A rural city in central Texas where there is nothing but Friday night football games and the weekly livestock show. The high school football team has an idiot for a coach, as he thinks lifting weights 3X a day will make the team win which doesn't work at all, but he has not figured that out yet.

John: Hey, do you want to go to the Belton football game this Friday night?
Aaron: No way fag, that coach is a blumkin head.

by txredwingfan February 17, 2009

21πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Belton

a town in North-Western South Carolina. Population includes rednecks, upper-middle class families, phony "gangsta"'s and other typical bible-belt inhabitants.

I'm not from Belton, TX, I'm from the sweet methlab town of Belton, SC...

by siles420 June 19, 2011

11πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Belton

A little town in England, it is named after an aristocratic family.

Ever been to Belton? It's lovely there.

by Lanne MacBeth January 13, 2009

7πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Mr Belton

A species with a very, very, VERY long neck.

Person 2: β€˜Hey yo that guys neck looks like it’s 500 feet’
Person 1: β€˜Yeah bro, must me a Mr Belton’

by Long Neck Masterr April 29, 2020

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bis Belton

The alter ego of a Warringtonian creative producer. Do not get a Bis Belton too hot or he'll slap you.

(Can make some alright gear and banter)

Bis Belton

by ActualWitness October 17, 2016

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Belton Bomber

Charlie Pett who blew up a iphone.

DAAMMMNNNN shit get down the Belton Bomber is here.

by Gyp612 May 20, 2016

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