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guy 1: You know what's better than sex?
guy 2: what
Guy 1: Wario.
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Describes a euphoric experience, often food-related, quite similar to an orgasm. Usually used by women, as for most men there is nothing better than sex. Such an assertion will often precede a lengthy debate on whether the expression is accurate.
That chocolate cheesecake was better than sex.
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A term equally used by men and women to describe an experience so overwhelmingly pleasurable and orgasmic that it surpasses the pleasure of having sex.
Though the term is commonly in reference to a non-sexual experience, it can also imply something of a sexual origin (just not coitus itself).
If someone finds fellatio more pleasurable than coitus, one could say that it was better than sex.
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A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.
Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
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Memories you share including couple dining! Late night messages & other next level.
Multiple men burger is better than sex!
Better than sex is what bts stands for
"Bts stands for better than sex"
"Lies sex is better"
"Shut up you virgin ass bitch"
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Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.
Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"
Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"
Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."
Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"
Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"
Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"
Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"
Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"
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