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Big Kahuna

A turd that is solid and long. It will be tapered at both ends, like a large joint. These usually leave a clean first wipe when performed well and may require more than one flush to get it down Mr Toilet Bowl's hole. These are ideal, friendly turds. A shitter's best friend.

I ate 7 meals yesterday and as soon as I woke up, a Big Kahuna was begging to be released. I shat it out and praised god for his wonderful mercy.

by sir manth February 8, 2009

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Big Kahuna

noun.
1. An individual who is can be described as a big shot. A very general term, and there are no distinctions, i.e. a pimp can be referred to as a Big Kahuna, and so can the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. It doesn't matter that they are different types of sleaze.
See Grand Moff.

1. So the Big Kahuna of 22nd and Federal said $500 per hour, and I said, "For a bag of herpes?" and I flashed him some bling-bling-my platinum chain. And he dropped it to $250.

by dinyctis June 11, 2004

193๐Ÿ‘ 369๐Ÿ‘Ž


the big kahuna

there exists only one. the most influential mind of our generation.

Simon Brooks is the big kahuna.

by bigdoggottaeat September 13, 2014

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BIG KAHUNA

a man that gives a woman really great sex...and has a huge cock... that is very satisfying .. that's makes other guys feel small when he is present he makes the guys feel like a mushroom !

Eric's the big KAHUNA ... did you here how that guys speaks! Nicole : yeah this morning I did, he was praising how "his big balls were slapping against my ass !

so he been named "the big KAHUNA" because he can dive deep , and there nothing anyone can say ....he is surfing my waves like a BIG KAHUNA EVERYDAY .
"HE IS THE GREAT WHITE OF MY OCEAN "

by ND&DR April 18, 2021

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big kahuna

an important or authorative person (from kahuna, the native Hawiian term for a healer/priest)

The big kahuna has taken the enviornment into consideration.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2007

137๐Ÿ‘ 341๐Ÿ‘Ž


big kahunas

American slang: literally big balls, figuratively a man who has big kahunas has a lot of nerve, is brave, a risk taker, has a lot of testosterone.

Ted Turner: "Hey, listen. You've got to have big kahunas to be in this business.

Ronald Comacho, one of three fans arrested, filed a lawsuit against the Chicago Cubs. If you're involved in starting the ruckus, you have some pretty big kahunas to then file a lawsuit.

How big are the balls of the person who posted this message? My hat is off to the guy with the "BIG KAHUNAS"!

by Steve Jumonville September 19, 2006

67๐Ÿ‘ 205๐Ÿ‘Ž


big kahunas

American slang: literally big balls, figuratively a man who has big kahunas has a lot of nerve, is brave, a risk taker, has a lot of testosterone.

Ted Turner: "Hey, listen. You've got to have big kahunas to be in this business.

Ronald Comacho, one of three fans arrested, filed a lawsuit against the Chicago Cubs. If you're involved in starting the ruckus, you have some pretty big kahunas to then file a lawsuit.

How big are the balls of the person who posted this message? My hat is off to the guy with the "BIG KAHUNAS"!

by Steve Jumonville September 21, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž