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when your dad walks into your room for no reason with nothing but a jock strap on, and screams at you "You wish you were as big as me, "Yeah, YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!" and walk outside and feeds his turtles
hey ian, that dude just pulled a Big Tom on his kid.
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a large overweight native who serves no purpose in life..but is employed at the local bus station..he arrives at work with 24's of honey lager falling out of his truck..he is never clean or presentable..even to a dirty bum living on the street....... example:chirs french
big tom...hook me up with a 24 and a pack of cigos..
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When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!
YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"
A kid that knows that He's a BIG MANN
how bout that tom
you mean BIG TOM WOLFF?
Yeah, he's a big mann
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Verified user on all big Dick subreddits, has a massive dong and likes to show it.
Person 1: have you heard of Big Dick Tom?
Person 2: Yes! I follow his Reddit u/BaronBrixius