Billy bop

A dog that might be seemingly dumb, but tends to play it’s owners. Has narcolepsy and identifies as gender neutral. Common fears of a Billy Bop are keys, ballons, shadows, road signs, a bag blowing through the yard, stuffed pandas, and anything slightly out of the ordinary. Likes: ducks, Mr. Noodle, balls as hats, triple diarrhea, Dad, and the hose. If you come in contact with a rare Billy Bop, you must immediately seek shelter and report Billy Bop to the authorities.

Just saw a dog run straight into the wall, must be a billy bop! Should I call the authorities?

Billy Bop

You're weird asf

That a billy bop, she fightin over a nigga.