Bletch

As a child in Cheshire England before the second world war, "BLETCH" was the black grease one got on ones hands after replacing the chain on a bicycle

Mum, I've got Bletch all over my hands, can I have a rag to wipe it off?

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Bletch

1. A quality synonymous with that of barf.

2. Adjective for a circumstance that is so revoltingly lame and gross that all one can do to react to it is vomit and/or think about vomiting.

3. Appropriate reaction to a person that totally sucks in every way.

"Who has been text messaging you all night?"
"This skeezy tramp I've been banging in exchange for meth scabs"
"OMG...Bletch!"

"Who is coming over?"
"Probably just Emily"
"...Bletch"

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Bletch

The sound your partner makes when spitting out semen

Bletch! You promised you wouldn't cum in my mouth, you bastard!

Flecking Bletch

A term used to describe a really wretched bletch who is rude and totally out of control.

Get your gnarly putrid paws off my chai latte you flecking bletch!

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Bletching

When you put bleach up your pussy and queef it out at someone secretly from behind

I heard the unknown bletching bandit struck again at john's party last night all over your forehead