blitzing

to be getting stoned

hey man, what did you get up to last night?

-not much, was just blitzing in my car.

nice.

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blitzing

Following weeks of isolation, a period of overcompensation manifesting as a fuck ton of dates.

"Yo. How's the blitzing?"
"Dude, 9 dates this week. 12 next."
"Still lonely?"
"..."

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blitzing

A Angry/pissed off person

Rex "oi i was blitzing bout that brear who tried it ya kna"
Tyrone "seen"

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Blitzed

Of being high or wasted to the extreme.

Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed

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Blitzed

An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.

"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."

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The Blitz

The Blitz referes to the Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.

Jamie: Barney! where did you go you missed it!

Luke: Missed what?!

Adam: That awesome beerpong shot!
(Prior Blitz)Aaron: yea and i was there!

Luke: Awwww man!!

(Luke becomes the blitz)

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blitzed

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker

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