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An amazing town on the South Coast of England with the best night-life in the UK and the second best beaches (after Poole).
Often put down by people who come from London due to the fact that they're angry that they can't afford to live somewhere that awesome, and also by people from Brighton, who are jealous because Bomo has a proper beach with real sand.
Londoner: "Bournemouth is so borin' blud"
Bomo-Dweller: "What, because there are no stabbings?"
Brightonite: "Yeah well Brighton is the REAL B-Town, and our clubs are WAAAY cheaper."
Bomo-Dweller: "Fuck off and sunbathe on some stones."
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A superfan of Matt Damon’s JasonBourne films who simply won’t shut up about how much he/she thinks they are the best action movies OF ALL TIME!
Bournemouth: “but he can’t hold a candle to Matt Damon as Jason Bourne.”
Others: “Will that Bournemouth ever stop?”
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Possibly the greatest place on earth, if you enjoy eating Shit Crumpets and farting planets.
Seriously though it's pretty poor as places go, saying you're in Bournemouth is like saying you're Scunthorpe. People's only response will be 'why'.
"Mate this place is HORRENDOUS."
"Atleast we're not in bournemouth"
"Good point"
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Bournemouth Bomber - The bomber is a extremely high in volume and nearly illegal drink, which can be found in the suburbs of Gran Alicante, Spain. The drink comprises of all the same ingredients as a 'fat frog' but with the added extra of 150ml of absinthe. The cocktail must be served in a pitcher and consumed through straws for added campness.
Ingredients:
1 bottle Smirnoff Ice
1 bottle Bacardi Breezer Orange
1 bottle WKD Original Vodka Blue
150ml of Absinthe
Alex : "I feel like get rat arsed, get me a pint in!"
Andy : "Why don't you get a Bournemouth Bomber, that will get you shit faced!"
A young lady from the seaside town of Bournemouth who is wrapped up in her appearance, has limited brain cells and lusts after trophy boyfriends.
Typically seen looking attractive yet artificial, with fake tan, nails, heavy makeup and a revealing outfit. Not too dissimilar from the 'Essex Girl'. Typical aims in life are to bag a football player.
"Bovvd. That place is just filled with typical Bournemouth girls."
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When a conspiracy theorist is confronted with factual evidence that disproves one of his theories, the person bringing forth the facts gets banned and blocked from the website. This is usually followed by a rant on the main page of the website by the conspiracy theorist.
When Bertram presented his evidence that the earth is indeed a globe, he was given the Bournemouth Block.
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The quintessential British dinner. A mixture of mostly brown/beige foods all combined into a glorious buffet of joy. Made by parents who can't be bothered with creativity or seasoning.
Jim: Guess what I had for dinner last night!
Kim: What?
Jim: A bloody Bournemouth Salad that's what!