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A male(or rarely a female) who is often asked if he: 1) Is from England, 2) Is great, or 3) Can talk with a British accent.
A Britton generally has no idea why he is named Britton but will often times congratulate you if you spell his name right the first time.
"Hey, my name's Britton."
"Hey, I'm John. Are you from England?
"No, but its nice to meet you."
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Beautiful, sweet, affectionate, AMAZING person, caring, lovable, tough, intelligent, NON jew/freak. Loves Justins (ALOT). Basically, she is the best.
Britton bowls all the time and she's a ratard. For instance when the ball is thrown the wrong way.....
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of British descent, adj, out of sync, or, opposite being very hip - depends on extreme behavior
how brittonian of you; typical brittonian behavior
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One who is addicted to maturbating while viewing pornography. The addict is often aroused by unusual fetishes, up to and including urination, diaper wearing, scat play, feet, semen drinking, cross dressing, dildo play, horse sex, trampoline sex, nude surfing, testicle shaving, fisting, nude banking, the asshole finger fuck 'n lick, snow balling, beef boiling, s&m, role playing, food sex, and incest.
Lee: Hey Joe, wanna urinate on each other while jumping on my trampoline and fingering each other's assholes then licking them?
Joe: Sure! Hey, can we take a giant dump on the trampoline before jumping on it?
Lee: Of coarse we can. First let me just take off these diapers of mine and shave my testicles. I want my balls as smooth as silk because on Tuesday I'm going nude banking and surfing.
Joe: Cool. And hey afterwards can I have sex w/ that horse over there while you have sex w/ your sisters feet?
Lee: Way ahead of ya!
(laughter)
Joe: Man, we are such a couple of brittons.
Lee: You know it!
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A jew who dislikes other jews and spends most of their time thinking about balls.
Britton: Dude, did you just see that nasty Jew?
Non-britton: Aren't you a Jew?
Britton: Yeah, but I still don't like 'em.....Balls..
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Hot, Sexy, and has a great personality. He cares and loves people. He likes girls with blonde hair! And is usually asked if he is from Britain.
(Person) Hey Britton
(Britton) Hey how are you
(Person) I'm great thx for asking
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