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Baby Bisquick

Also: Baby Blow Out and Making Baby Powder.

When two men engage an infant with a sexual manuever called "Chinese fingercuffs" and climax and the same time, causing the infant to burst open or blow up.

A "Baby Bisquick Party", "Baby Blow Out Party", and "Baby Powder Making Party" adds an addition feature by feeding the baby confetti before the onset of the event.

This activity is consider highly illegal and highly immoral. If you are ever invited to one of these, or some stranger asks to borrow your infant for an afternoon, say no and call the authorities.

I asked a frenchmen if he had ever heard of "Baby Bisquick" and when I described the sound it makes at the end, he said that they do it in France all the time.

by Ryan Peroz February 13, 2025