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Putting a funnel in a girl's vagina while you and your friends all masturbate into the funnel, then 9 months later you all go in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.
The entire baskeball team participated in a baby lottery on a sexy cheerleader. Nine months later, Billy was the winner.
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To get knocked up by a rich man
Chick #1: Karen told me that the guy who owns the Walmart up the street got her pregnant.
Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.
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