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When parents constantly compete so that their children advance more quickly, have more toys, have bigger birthday parties etc. than their "friends".
Oh yes, John and Jane are playing the Baby Olympics, they've invited 125 kids to their son's birthday party.
The use of crack babies in athletically challenging activities. Similar to the Special Olympics. Even If you win, you're still probably retarded.
I wanted to go to the crack baby olympics today but I realized it was literally retarded
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When a group of guys jerk off into a container and dump it into a girl's pussy. Whoever gets her pregnant loses.
"Fuck, I have to pay this bitch $200 in child support cause I lost baby olympics/child support roulette!"
"What's that?"
"Me and a couple guys nutted into a jar and poured it into this chick's pussy!"
"What the fuck?"
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