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Oh boy, here comes the baby batter... want it in your crack? or on your back?
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<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.
Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.
See also Baby Gravy
"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."
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Male Sperm Powerful Ejaculations
Come here honey im going to splatter you with baby batter.
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When a man ejaculates he produces Sperm(Baby Batter)
Slick Willy left a splatter of baby batter on Monica's Dress!
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The male reproductive stuff, also known as ejaculate
Clinton got baby batter on Ms. Lewinski's blue dress
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Man, I gave Sally a load of baby batter last night!
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Semen, Otherwise known as the man’s Gooey Goodness, or “Shot Goo”. A hot load if you will.
He shot his Baby Batter into me, there’s no way I’m Not Pregnant.
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