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A coworker who gets pregnant, and then for the next nine months you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve the fact that she is pregnant. Bonus for the ultrasounds pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said blob in In Utero.
Oh my god, I just just got back for my gyno, and look at these pictures!
/She has Baby Brain
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What a self-entitled and failed actress with aspirations to be this century’s Princess Grace calls the future queen of England et al, who has forgotten more about clothes and style than ever was written in fashion magazines, when said fashionista pointed out flaws in her daughter’s flower-girl dress which the ham disagreed with. As reported by the mummer’s husband, whose DNA results are a State secret, in his expose that nobody but journalists will read and in doing so spat the dummy thereby proving he is the one who has one.
"You're wrong! Your hormones stop you thinking. You have BABY BRAINS...And I'm more beautiful."
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1. An uniformed voter who simply votes for the politician who promises to redistribute the most wealth.
2. There is one undeniable truth, Children will Always give you a Liberal answer to a political questions.
-Hence Baby Brain-
Derrick: Hey man, why on earth are all of these people in love with Obama. Don't they know he is going to increase taxes and hurt the economy?
Chase: Yeah but he keeps promising to buy them stuff with all that stolen wealth!
Lauren: Just a bunch of baby brains...
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A man's scrotum.
The balls, particularly when it's chilly and they're tucked up tight against the body. The foldy skin looks like the brains of a tiny baby.
"Ugh, I just caught a glimpse of your baby's brains...put those things away!"
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When a man cups his thumb and forefinger around the top of his testicles (up toward the choder aka taint). He then applies a gentle amount of pressure to make the testicles bulge. When you look at it just right- the "seam" that separates his left and right testicle makes his gonads look like a palm-sized brain. Hence the term "Baby (for small) Brains."
Tom: "Gosh Bob is really drunk."
Paul: "I know, I hope he doesn't take his pants off again."
Tom: "That guy gets fruiter the more he drinks."
<enter naked Bob>
"Hah hah! Look guys... <sqeezes his nuts> BABY BRAINS!!"
Tom & Paul: "Ah, man not again. Put your pants back on homo, and grab us a beer."
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When a man grabs his nut-sack, squeezes it from the base of his body, seperating the scrotum with a fist. The balls are in a "streched sack" state, which looks like the brains of a baby. Ball-hair accentuates this optical illution.
Hey look eveyone, baby's brains!!
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When your intelligence goes from a high IQ. To an absolute vegetable
Hey what did you do today.
Just some house work I hung out the dishes on the washing line and vacuumed the driveway. Opps I had baby brain
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