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the mother of your illegitimate, and usually accidental, baby. Usually resulting from misplaced 'skeet' (see: sperm, ejaculation, pulling out).
A new trend or uprising fashion statement of modern 'gangstas'. More and more, baby's momma's are like the flat brimmed hat or diamond-plated teeth of todays thugs, regarded highly for the purpose of bragging rights. Baby mommas are often mistreated with the knowledge that, being tainted, she is yours for life and will never leave your side. Even after vigorous 'teaching' and respect' (see: bitch slap) she will remain there with you through thick and thin.
Those who have baby mommas are usually seen comparing both the looks and 'booty' of said mommas. Lately, even ballers, and shot callers have been joining into this trend. Phrases such as "i gotta pay my baby momma alimony," and "who's that? oh that's just my baby momma," have become increasingly popular with the younger generation.
1. Before a thug goes out, he makes sure he has his hat on, his chains, and his baby's momma's name tatoo on his arm.
2. I would pay child support to my baby's momma, but I would rather bang on di pipe.
3.I forgot to pull out, so i got me a baby's momma... don't tell her.. but I didn't forget
4. Ceal is my baby's momma, we had an unfortunate skeeting accident. - Mat
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the mother of a man's child when the parents are not married
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Baby momna takes the child support money that is enough for rent for a 3 bedroom apartment, in New York City on 5th Avenue, and take the money and spends it on herself, when the money is supposed to be used to take care of the child, and she will not buy the child any clothes and The child must call her daddy and beg him to her new clothes for school, cause the kids are picking on her old clothes. The father takes the child shopping, and the Baby momma tell the child "Daddy and his wife are rich, so make sure you get everything you can. When Baby daddy drop the child off, Baby momma is expecting Baby daddy to bring food back for the rest of the other baby daddy kids.(other kids had for other men.)
Making some poor man life a LIVING HELL because she won't take her good for nothing ass to work. She just lay around having babies living off good men. Making all women look bad.
The Baby Momma will tell you some lie that her electricity is turned off in the Winter, all the other baby daddy were smart and told her to "Go to hell" and she comes to the last baby daddy with a good job, with the same bullshit lie, and Baby daddy tells her "No, I just spend $500 on clothes for the kid." Baby Momma has her older kids to call the (that's not even related to the her older kids) baby daddy all day at work and Baby Momma then threatens to take him back to court if he don't pay her bills. She claims she can't work. However disability turned her lazy ass down, and told her to take her sorry ass to work.
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The mother of one's child. The connotation is that mother and father do not and never did have any relationship beyond being sex partners. Contrast: ex-wife, ex-girlfriend.
"I thought I was getting a fuck buddy, but I ended up with a baby momma."
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some chick you knocked up on accident during a fling who you can't stand but you have to tolerate cuz she got your baby now.
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The mother of your illegitimate child. Often the result of a short-term relationship or a one-night-stand, therefore she is not refered to as "ex-girlfriend."
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Some one who takes the money that she is supposed to use to take care of the kid and spends on a rental car for the summer, buys hair, gets nails done and pretends to be a baller with her child support to impress all her friends who all thinks she is a loser for losing such a good man. Normally attempting to make some poor man life hell because she was to sorry to keep him.
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