Badonkulars

A pair of binoculars used to check out an ass (badonkadonk).

"Did you see that chick's ass?"
"Damn! let me get out my badonkulars!"

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badonkulars

a combination of the words 'badonk-a-donk' and 'binoculars'. basically, a tool used by those with bad vision to verify if a girl has a nice ass from a distance.

"hey man, check that girl out, she's a looker!"

"eh, i dunno, better get out the badonkulars, just in case..."

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badonkulars

binocular-like structure that zooms in on the badonkadonk.

"My creepy uncle utilizes a pair of badonkulars for checking out the neighbor"

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Badonkulars

Sounds like "Binoculars". Like Beer Goggles for staring at a woman's ass, typically a chick with a flat or weird shaped ass, that looks amazing when drunk.

Dude 1: "bro you were grabbing flatty Maddie last night!"

Dude 2: "I don't give a flying fuck, I saw her with my badonkulars on!!"