bag baby

When a guy wears a condom, finishes during sex, and the condom slips off inside the girl when he pulls out

Girl-the condom is stuck inside me???

Guy- push it out like a baby! A bag baby!

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Bag Baby

(Noun)
Anyone chasing a bag, seeking wealth, pursuing financial security.

Plural (bag babies)

“The bag baby/babies is(are) attempting to create several streams of income.”

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Bag of Babies

The product of a toe curling orgasm for a human male. An orgasm so amazing that it literally drains every bit of reproductive material from the scrotal sack. The overwhelmingly large amount of ejaculate being the entire bag's contents.

Rob: "Tanessa gave me a bj so good last night that I swear she swallowed a whole bag of babies when I came."

Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"

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baby bags

Boobies. What little babies and grown men want to suck on.

Mmm, I'd like to suck on her baby bags.

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baby bag

Used to describe a freshly shaved scrotum.

Man 1: Hey Ron, what's new?
Ron: Just my baby bag, I'm do on set.

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baby bag bitch

A tiny little bitch that behaves like a spoiled brat.

Ex Bae: I'm here for all my stuff.
Man: Gtfo.
Ex Bae: I deserve all this stuff faggot.
Man: Wow, arent you such a baby bag bitch.

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grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.

25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".