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When one finds a girl to have a nice body, but a wretched face, they can simply put a bag on said girl's head and proceed to shag it.
Person 1: This chick has a great body but a disgusting face...
Person 2: Bag it and shag it!
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When one finds a girl to have a nice body, but a wretched face, they can simply put a bag on said girl's head and proceed to shag it.
Person 1: This chick has a great body but a disgusting face...
Person 2: Bag it and shag it!
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A phrase usually meaning a person that has an atractive body but not face so you'd shag them but only with a bag over their head.
Have you seen Hattie, she's a bag and shag. Not so sure about her face but her body is hot. Put a bag over her head and I'd hit it anyday.
Short for "Bag it, and shag it". When a girl (or guy) is too ugly to look at their face, you put a bag over their head, and then you can do them without guilt.
TIP : If you use a european designer bag, it makes her even better.
You may be as ugly as horses ass, but with that bag on your head, you can ride my pony anytime.
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When there is a chick that has great assets but has a grot face. You should then procede to place a bag face over her face before shagging her.
Tyler: Alice has great tits and fine ass
Anthony: I know man it's just her face
Tyler: I dunno man I wanna smash but her face...
Anthony: Man I'll get you a bag so you can bag shag her
When a piece of smoking hot gammon has a nice rack and rear, but not a face to match. The only way you would give her one, would be if you put a paper bag on her head so that you enjoy the benefits of her body, but you can imagine she is someone else. Hence; she is a Paper Bag Shag.
"That Sarah Jessica Parker, would ya?"
"Only if she had a paper bag on her head"
"too right, she is definitely a paper bag shag"
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This is referring to chasing that bag, and making money, before worrying about sex and women.
Friend 1: "Bro, girls are so expensive, and nymphonic"
Friend 2: "Bro, just remember 1st Bruhthosians 10:24 "Bag Before Shag""
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