Bag Secured

meaning you've been on your shit, getting money.

My future looking good because my bag secured.

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Bag Secured

the follow up to secure the bag.
Said after successfully securing the bag.

Chad: "Yo man, you've been seeing Ashley for a little bit, you gotta secure the bag."
Brad: "bag secured."
Chad: "OOOOOH"

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Bag = Secured

When a woman gets pregnant with a man with a lot of money, her finances are secured because the man is now obligated to give his money to her and for the child. This is usually said when the man is wealthy and the girl is not, and she gets pregnant soon into the relationship (assumed to be on purpose) for the reasons stated above.

Random Person: "Yo John! You see Becky got pregnant with that rich dude Jarod? Damn man! They have only seen each other for 2 months!"
John: "Bag, Secured" or "Bad equals Secured" or (by text) "Bag = Secured"

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a double with curd and a bag secured

A Double Butterburger with cheese and a side of cheese curds to-go from Culver’s.

All Alec wanted for his birthday was a double with curd and a bag secured.

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