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When screwing a bitch that is somewhat chunky, squeeze the area around her belly button into a circle, to resemble the shape of a bagel, then as you cum, spread it with the tip of your dick around the bagel you have created on her torso.
I was fucking that fat bitch Sally last night. The bitch was complaining she was hungry, so I gave her a bagel with cream cheese to hold her over.
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5 or more men cum on a bagel. The last person to cum has to eat it.
Bobby:"I can't believe I had to eat the bagel with cream cheese."
Max:"It's all in the practice."
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When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.
Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific
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Anal sex in the morning followed by an anal cream pie
There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.
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When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!
Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.
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