Bagling

bagling - n - 1.) a bagling is a fry dislodged from the frypod and resides in the bottom of the tasty fast food's bag, which becomes inedible after touching the bottom of the bag 2.) a douche-bag's apprentice, aka his douche-prodigy

1. Dude why the hell didn't you hold the bag, now there are baglings and those damn baglings taste like shit.

2. I feel so bad for that girl, her douche bag boyfriend brought his bagling on their date.

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bagle

For any dumbass who cant spell bagel

That was a very good bagle I made.

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Bagl

Acronym meaning to Bust A Gut Laughing. Bagl is used in electronic exchanges such as texts, or posts on social networks.

Dude, Rozanna's comment just made me bagl!

Bagle

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Friend:Hey why is there a pentagram in your room
Me: Join bagle

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Bagle

To bowl a game in bowling where you score less than 100 points and get a double gutter. Named for the "0" that show up when you gutter at some bowling alleys.

Person 1: Dude, I just bagled for the third time in a row!

Person 2: You know what coach said, 'Bagle, and I'll stone you to death'.

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Bagle

When you're a stupid shit and can't spell bagel correctly

Oh there's John, he spells it like bagle, no wonder the military's here.

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bagle

refers to the computer virus infection due from a worm.

this fucking bagle got into my computer!!!

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