Bailing Hay

Code word for engaging in homosexual activities.

Those two dudes have totally been bailing hay.

bail of hay

"BAIL OF HAY" used when someone has taken something too far and no-one laughs. This is in place of a tumbleweed, a bail of hay is bigger therefore the joke is shitter. A quick wave of the arm across the body can also symbolise this term.

"yeah and then you take a shit on her chest!!"
(silence)
"BAIL OF HAY!!"

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Hay Bail

A hairy pussy of someone from a farm.

I met this chick at a barn party and she had a wicked hay bail.

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hay bail

A fat bowl of low-grade marijuana packed in a water-cooled apparatus.

That fucker Bill kept packing me hay bails until I blacked out.

Don't pack a hay bail, I just want a little ripper.

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Hay-bailing

Pretty much entails climbing on hay bails that are in fields which are on an incline,(the bigger the better) then riding the bails as they tumble down the hill, usually involves falling off onto your head and being chased by farmers!

"oh shite theres the farmer, roll faster than youve ever rolled before alex you goit, i'll dive into those bushes".

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Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.