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An under-rated mysterious region outside of jacksonville, fl. Its legendary homegrown, oxys, shine, imported tampa beans, and over-abundancy of free shrooms, are the result of many generations of this rural utopia's inhabitants' desire to be baked, oxidized, belligerant, or trollin out of their country-ass minds. Recent downfalls of this mysterious haven have included, but are not limited to: fucking people from jacksonville migrating here and not understanding that everyone has a shotgun or five, so they need to just shut the fuck up and go back east(a rare few are cool); old fuckers from up north that cant fuckin drive!; CUZ's not selling to almost anybody anymore; rarely being able to get a fat dime in the hood anymore (having to venture to glen, sanderson, or even fucking olustee for an ample fat sack. **if you're cool with at least 10 brothas, you may be able to get hooked up in margaretta, but this is rare); the cemetary off of snake road not being a good smoke spot anymore due to...; recent sheriffs and some city leaders not being smokers; cops (even though you probably know them or are kin to them somehow) actually telling you quiet down at parties!?; less hot ass high school teachers givin it up; and finally, fuckin gas bein so damn high that you cant hardly afford to get fucked up AND ride 90, so chillin at the house or on a dirt road is what you have to settle for.
If you dont know what a dogbox is or you've never said 10-4, you are not from baker county.
Ignorant bastards from jax beach actually BUY shrooms from baker county.
Lake citian: we were going to jacksonville, but this old country dude at CUZ's in baker county asked us to smoke. we got so blazed that we forgot to go to jacksonville
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a small place where everybody knows everybody. & everybody's business. they drink & ride the dirt roads late at night. & steal roads like crazy.
hey man, lets ride the irt roads tonight, get drunk & steal some baker county road signs :
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