Random
Source Code
Random
Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.
Was that chick you went down on hairy?
"No man, she had a bald eagle!"
Right on!
167👍 66👎
Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.
That basketball player is 1 bald eagle tall.
My car is two bald eagles long.
Someone who desires to remove their pubic hair either for self gratification or simply insanity.
Damn, That Garrett is a bald eagle!
429👍 198👎
The national bird of the USA. Nothing else.
"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."
8👍 5👎
The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.
Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!
Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.
102👍 95👎
A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.
Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.
Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.
10👍 6👎
Noun
1. A man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is hitting on, dating, or married to.
2. Man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.
3. Classy term for older men who like younger women.
Harry was a regular bald eagle. In a pack college coeds he'd dive in and carry off the prettiest, youngest girl.
With his bad back? How does he lift em?
Shut up James.
27👍 26👎