bald faced lie

The idea is that that liar doesn't even have facial hair to hide his facial expression, and thus the lie is easily recognized -- and yet is told anyway.

Note: the expression is not bold face lie.

Saturday Night Live has had two characters that specialize in bald faced lies, Jon Lovitz's The Pathological Liar (e.g. "Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's it.") and Kristen Wiig's Penelope the Compulsive Liar (e.g. "Mine when through the roof too, they were just really high, they went around the roof and through the roof, so high that they were all over the roof. They were higher than yours."

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Bald face monkey pose

The act of beating off while in a yoga class .

Love that down face dog. Here's my bald face monkey pose.

Bald Faced Nigger

A term to describe a rude white person who is stupid and just harnesses retired women as a means to sound tough. The term is slang from the term "bald faced hornet" used to insult a rude white man.

Chris Milchek is one Bald Faced Nigger. All he does is harass my grandma for no reason over his "property"

Bald Face

Person that’s easy to draw, No unique features.

She Got A Bald Face Or, Yo Face Bald As Hell