Bald Karen

A Bald Karen is a man-karen that doesn’t have enough hair to be a Ken. It’s more like a Dave. Bald Karens eat at Schlotsky’s and own small fluffy white dogs. When they complain to the manager, they do it in a nice midwestern-y kind of way.

Hey, girl, did you see that Bald Karen over there complaining to the manager, but being too nice about it? That’s a red flag. You know what I’m talmbout?

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