Two Balls and a Bong

Simple, understandable, and uncomplicated.

Taken from SnapCube's Sonic Adventure 2 fandub where Dr. Eggman (Alfred Coleman) is describing his penis in relation to Shadow the Hedgehog's

"That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!"

Ping Bong Ball

A variant of a Ping Pong Ball. Made of heavy steel. Instead of being used for Ping Pong, it's used to pelt at the local mailman to make him agitated and not give you/your parents the mail.

Bro, I love using Ping Bong Balls to make the mailman super mad. It's super funny to get a reaction out of him.

Ball Bong

Smoking on the male genitalia like she is smoking Marijuana........sucks on the bong so hard you can hear it bubbling....................

"she liked smoking the ball bong so much she needed to got to rehab"