Baltimore Beauty Queen

This term describes a certain type of girl/woman from Baltimore, Maryland or its surrounding localities. She is caucasian and can be easily identified by her wardrobe of pajama bottoms, sweat pants, flip flops, baggy t-shirts, no bra and a constant habit of adjusting her thong as it sinks between her generous skin folds. She speaks slang-filled broken english, smokes menthol cigarettes, drinks whatever everybody else is drinking and has a tendency toward volitility and sometimes destructive anger.

It is strongly recommended that one take extreme caution when interacting with a Baltimore Beauty Queen.

"Yeah, there she goes, with the pink sweatpants that say 'Baby Girl' on the butt, Angela sure is a Baltimore Beauty Queen."

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