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Balwyn High School

A school where the kidz are dumb the teachers are dumber and YOU ARE ALLWAYS WEARING THE WRONG UNIFORM.
School motto

Constanter ac Fideliter = Skate fast, Smoke grass, Eat ass and Don't forget your hall pass

Dude1: Duuuuuuude what school do u go to ?
Dude2: Balwyn High School Bro
Dude1: F

by PhysicistMathematician August 19, 2019

40๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Balwyn High School

The most prestigious public school in melbourne, full of drug addicts and pedophiles, but hey at least the study score is high (because of all the asian kids). Seriously the school is 90% asians and they all speak in their funny languages and laugh at me.

If you want a public school that thinks they're a private school and will get upset over the smallest things and give you a detention then Balwyn is the place for you. Want to acquire illicit substances, well every second persian is a cousin and they've all got shrooms so thats not a problem. Want to get scammed out of your money? Well the canteen just upped their prices for a can of soda worth 50cents to 3.50. Want to use the bathroom? Too bad you need to scan your student ID to even get in.

What an amazing school

Balwyn High School is the most prestigious school in melbourne.

by Boomer.com August 2, 2022

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Balwyn High School

Lol we support the specturm here and its a absolute joke. The year 9, 8,7's are little pricks.

J.T: OMG HI SISTERS, WELCOME TO ANOTHER MAKEUP TUTORIAL
R.K: YAAAS QUEEN SLAAY
J.T: OMG TOMMORROW IS PRIDE MONTH OMG OMG YAAAAS.
R.K: ุฃู†ุง ุฃุญุจ ุณุฎูŠู ุงู„ุฏูŠูƒ ูƒุฐูƒุฑ
J.T: YAAAAS QUEEN SLAY HI SISTERS
R.K: I CANT WAIT TO GAYNIFY NORMAL STUDENTS AT BALWYN HIGH SCHOOL
J.T: HI SISTERS

by Jonathan Thai November 17, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


balwyn high school

the place where bob took the drugz from the man in the van and was never seen again

ur momma sucked everyone at balwyn high school, thats kinda sussy

by protogenkillingcarrot6 June 23, 2022

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Balwyn high school

Balwyn high school is located in balwyn. The year 7s and 8s are annoying and the year 9s are eshays.

Constater ac Fidelater = Wrong uniform
Literally a whole bunch of idiots

All the kids at balwyn high school take drugz

by The yeet child May 16, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


balwyn high school

where i take my drugz and peeps offer you $1.50 sodas when your in the canteen line and canteen sodas are $3.50

i left balwyn high school in a van

by protogenkillingcarrot6 June 23, 2022


Balwyn High School

Thought to be a school (its actually a shithole) where the teachers are all pedos and dumber than the students. Half the teachers here are racist and you cant even report it. no matter what you do your always wearing the wrong uniform. Its full of drug addicts even tho the ones that complain ab it will become one too.

The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.

P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.

Person:Yo g what skl u go to?

BHS kid: Balwyn High School
Person: damn.

by Bob that got taken from a van May 5, 2024