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Having the affliction of saying you forgot something that was really your fault and blaming it on someone else.
From the Daily Show with Jon Stewart:
"Cheney, your complaining about your plan? Can you ever lose? No wonder you're ever wrong!... I think it's become very clear: Dick Cheney is now in full-blown stage four Balzheimer's."
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An affliction affecting male subjects in which lapses of memory, specifically regarding the identity of their significant others, occur. This condition is usually triggered by short skirts, painted-on jeans, subtle feminine winks, and overt instances of camel toe. All men are afflicted to some degree and I sincerely pity the fool who dreams up a cure.
She took him back for the eleventh time as she fully understood the severity of his Balzheimer's disease.
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The condition where one cannot remember that last time he got laid. Advanced stage: cannot remember with whom. Very advanced stage: Similar to advanced stage except he is married and faithful.
I cannot remember that last time I got, um, what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, "laid." I must have Balzheimer's Disease.