Bama-Derangement Syndrome

Being so rustled by the success of Alabama Football that it becomes a diagnosable mental illness. Usually contracted after exposure to several consecutive losses to Alabama
Symptoms:
-Melting
-Starting shitty threads about Alabama
-Obsessing over Alabama
-Offseason overconfidence

-Gratuitous dickriding of teams that beat Alabama

-Making an ass of yourself on College Gameday
-Wearing Purple
-Caring about College Baseball

“Dude you hear Tim got diagnosed with Bama-Derangement Syndrome?”
“Yea that 8th straight loss really got to him”

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