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bandwagon bitching

"Bandwagon bitching" is most easily done on social networking sites. Someone posts about something complaining and whining and then all the others on their friends list just jump in there to further the bitching no matter if they've even really thought more than five seconds about the subject or at least 5% of the scope of the problem. Bitching in agreement and in a crowd is even more fun! Let's just back up the original whiner cuz they're my bud. In the old days, they used to do it around the water cooler at work. Now they've learned how easy it is to reach a mass audience via the Internet.

Social networking site conversation example below:
Fred: Wow mannnn.....those g**damned gub'ment officials sure are f**k-ups! I was stuck in my car for 12 hours! They need to get more snow plows like Boston! Eventually I had to take a dump on the side of the road and abandon my car (and my turd....thanks goodness).
John: Yeah...those asshats!
Beatrice: You know....I would have done this.....blah blah blah
<About 50 more people here chiming in and agreeing with Fred also and how they've been done wrong with one minute solutions.>
Ralph: Did you realize the weather pattern changed and hit the city instead of going south of it? You should have left work and got home. Our office shut down early as the weather was changing.
Fred: No....how was I supposed to know that?
Ralph: Did you get my text earlier on your iPhone?
Fred: Sure did.
Ralph: How about that iPhone with the Weather Channel App on it???
Fred: Uhhhhhhh
Ralph: How about that TV in your building lobby that always has the Weather Channel playing?
Fred: I don't give a shit....I'll just bitch with my buds some more on Facebook so I feel better and empowered cuz I am right!
Beatrice: You tell him Fred! Ralph is a douche...
<About 50 other people chiming in here giving Ralph a douche equivalent label.>
Ralph: OK....I think I have to go enter a new term on Urban Dictionary now (bandwagon bitching)...later

by fway February 1, 2014

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bandwagon Bitch

A female who becomes a fan, or likes something for the fallowing reasons;
a.to impress someone
b.to fit into a crowd
c.to piss someone off
d.Because the team wins a lot (related to sports)

This person normally dose not know anything that they are talking about but think they do

She hated basketball until she started dating him and now she loves the Lakers, but when she watches a game she has to ask whats going on the entire game, that girls a bandwagon bitch.

by BeeRBee May 20, 2009

32πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Bandwagon Bitch

Somebody who has absolutely no knowledge of anything sports related but loves to root for only winning teams, so they can fit in.

You guys know Danny? Yeah isn't he a bandwagon bitch?

by LeperMessiah1234 May 22, 2016

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bandwagon Bitch

A person that takes interest in or does something that they don't normally do just to be in the "in crowd" to avoid being called a lame-ass, loser, L7/square or little bitch.

Did you hear Kenneth Pradd say that he takes boxing lessons for 20 mins twice a month. He struggles to pick up the stanchions so you know he aint going to any boxing classes...old bandwagon bitch.

by EmilyRose666 December 28, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bandwagon Bitch

When one joins a group on Facebook and wants so bad to be 'in' with the popular posters/ members.
That they will join in on any 'bashing/ flaming' of another member just to fit in.

Also for people who want to fit into a group so badly they will befriend people they hate. Then attack what were once friends just so they are part of the groups 'in' members

Terri Whitlock (Plymouth) wrote
at 11:53pm on March 13th, 2009
well she sent me a message to my inbox...silly cow tryin to say that she was just being honest....n that i can report her all i want...

Sammy Collins (Uranus)wrote
at 11:55pm on March 13th, 2009
Oh you bandwagon bitch you were best friends with her yesterday.

by Ricky Foxwell March 16, 2009

9πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Bandwagon bitch

Bandwagon bitch....someone who agrees with a sentiment, for the sole reason that they’ve read it on the internet, or heard other vapid morons parrot a phrase.

I hate Nickelback. This is most often used used by a β€œbandwagon bitch.” Someone, who when pressed, doesn’t have a clear reason for their opinion. They are simply, a bandwagon bitch.

by Hobbsgoblin February 17, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bandwagon Bitch

A girl who doesn't really talk much, but joins with a band of bitches. Can be compared to a hype man.

Sally was a bandwagon bitch when she joined Sara and her crew to attack Rose.

by The haker January 24, 2016

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