Bandwidth Jew

A person who is very stingy with the usage of their household's bandwidth.

Guy 1: Hey, torrent Gears of War 3 for me? My internet's capped. :(

Bandwidth Jew: Uh, sorry. I don't like downloading large files (Secretly downloads shitloads of porn). Just wait for your internet to uncap. kthnx :)

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