Bank of America

Noun;
A Bank who will fight you to the death even when they are dead wrong.
A Bank who skates on the thin line of legality
Worst. Bank. Ever.

B of A teller "Thank you for calling Bank of America, may we ruin your life today?"

B of A Broker "Yes sir, I am aware we approved your loan and gave you the money, but we changed our mind. Our CEO needs a new plane made out of gold and blood from orphens."

B of A credit dept "Ma'am, are aware you are now exaclty 5.8 seconds late paying your bill? We have to charge you a $500 late penalty. And a $100 fee for calling in your payment. And an extra $75 for my bonus. Oh that puts you over your limit... theres a fee for that too.. Anything else?"

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bank of america stadium

Worst NFL Stadium ever! I was there and it was so hot and beer was so expensive!! Yeah, it's an NFL Stadium in Charlotte NC for the Carolina Panthers.
The Spectrum Center is a million times better concert venue!

"Hey Alexa, what's the Bank of America Stadium?

"A stadium, dumbass. And it's a shit one."

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