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Baptismal rape

The act of forcing an individual to submit to a religion and to be included as a believer without his concent.

Defining baptismal rape:
Imagine a world where Hitler won the II world war an his son(equally retarded and fascist) is talking to the pope:
Hitler's Son: Guess what I did today your holiness?
Pope:What was it my son?
H's Son:I Baptist raped Richard Dawkins
Pope: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!...son.

by Jo Mamma123 January 16, 2011

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Baptismal rape

Baptism performed without recipients consent

My girlfriend thought it was weird so she got ordained and last time we camped she pushed me in the water and performed baptismal rape.

by Brownchickenbrowncow December 26, 2019