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It's like Bar Coke.
Low quality, you don't know just what you putting up there, but it gets the job done.
Have been laid all week... just might have to shovel my fat ass into some Spanx to head out for some whiskey and Bar Dick.
girl: how was that guy last night?
other girl: he has a fun size snicker bar dick!
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When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar
That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub
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