East Texas Barbeque Sauce

Noun- refers to the discharge experienced when performing cunnilingus on a female during her menstrual cycle.

La Quanda: "Hey baby, why don't you stop brushing yo' teeth and get'cho ass into 'dis bed nouw?"

Damon: "Man, bes' check yo' shit-- I dun' want any that East Texas Barbeque Sauce now. Shiiiiit."

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Barbeque Sauce & Steak Sauce

Barbeque Sauce and Steak Sauce are contradictions to each other. Something that is Steak Sauce is something that is utterly amazing and totally awesome. Barbeque Sauce is something that is god awful.

Lance: "Dude, this party is Barbeque Sauce."

Ian: "Yeah it is, let's go to a better party. I hear our friend Duke was having a party, and he throws some totally Steak Sauce parties."

Lance: "Hell yeah dude! Let's go!"

Ian: "Yeah man. Barbeque Sauce & Steak Sauce? I'd totally go with the A1."

Lance: "Heyyoo! Lehh go."

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