Barge Whore

A female of sultry appearance who, as an uninvited stranger, infiltrates events on party barges for free booze and debauchery.

Barge whores are commonly agreed to be a nuisance, and their propensity to generate problems is well documented; however, when it comes to the removal of barge whores, their appealing appearance in a string bikini generally allows them a wide berth of leniency.

Dude1: "Dude, who are those chicks? Do you work with them? Are they from your gym? They aren't family, are they?"
Dude2: "No, they're just barge whores. And, you might want to say something, they're drinking all your Bacardi."
Dude1: "No big deal. Damn, that one has great tits."
Dude2: "Fo' sho'."

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