I think we oughtta call it a day on this hike, Susan. I've got barking dogs!
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a person who tends to chide or scold others but who is really kind-hearted in spirit.
My foreman is a barking dog. Although he reprimands me for my mistakes, he loves me from the bottom of his heart.
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smelly or stinky feet.
also, tired feet.
you've got some barking dogs, man. (your feet stink.)
my dogs are barking. (my feet hurt.)
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A vaiation of the "shocker."
Forefinger, middle finger, and ring finger inserted into the vagina, pinky inserted into the rectum, thumb stimulating the clitoris.
Your pinky becomes the dog's lower jaw, and your thumb becomes the dog's ear.
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A natural defense that involves producing a powerful fart in order to launch a nestled penis from ones rectum. A barking devil dog can be produced by either gender and is solely utilized to abrupt the act of anal sex.
"If you even think about slipping it into the wrong hole; I won't hesitate to give you a barking devil dog."
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The ability (or relief) to be able to fart when prairie dogging.
Sara was thankful that she had a barking prairie dog because she didn't have skid marks when she finally was able to get into the toilet.
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Possibly explained as a punctuated Wolf Bite, the Dog Bark is a sweaty, chaffing ass crack's wake-up-fart. It's a well known fact that farting hurts, when you've got a Wolf Bite. Now you know that such a fart (in which every vibration and clap is felt like a slap on sunburn) is called a Dog Bark.
Damn, I knowed I shouldn'a ate them Crunch Wraps before I goed jogging. Them shits gave me the Dog Bark hard core, son.
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