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A party, or mixer, typically at a women's college, at which there is an abundance of unattractive females.
"Let's blow this barn dance and go find some women."
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a euphamism used by rednecks when bragging about having sex with their farm animals
Me and Bessie went to the barn dance last night
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Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.
Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
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here is a Drunken barn dance as described by I'm Matt Murphy Bitches.
What exactly is a Drunken Barn Dance?
A Drunken Barn Dance is what happened the night before when you wake up in a safe place, but are unsure exactly how the night ended. (or why there are someone’s undergarments in the yard, or where that funny smelling stain on the floor came from, or maybe even why the denny’s staff now approaches you with their eyes down)
It is equal parts good booze, good friends, good (bad) attitudes and a safe(ish) place to play. (hide the scissors and sharp objects, hand over the car keys)
That party was awesome, it was a total drunken barn dance.
What
A phrase used if you are just barn to dance. If you got that pizzazz, or desire to dance, then this word is for you. You have to have talent though. Some people are just "barn with it". Some are not. The question is, are you barn to dance?
Wow! Would you look at Danny! He can dance so well! He is definitely barn to dance!
Maybe he's just barn with it.
When a person sweats profusely due to the overexertion of a physical activity.
Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"