barn party

a party that red necks throw. mostly beer with various farm animals sitting around, and is ushually thrown in an old barn in the woods. some times there are special directions needed to get there. mostly guys that wear flannel shirts and dykey girls that like to talk about trucks and tractors. if you pass out you end up passing out in the woods/barn, and you have a hard time finding your way back to your car.

im bored.
wanna go to a barn party?

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barn party

a party in barn where everyone who comes brings any kind of drugs or pills from the medicine cabinet and throws them all into a bowl and you just walk by it and take some drugs and probably get fucked up. stupidest kind of party ever.

barn party = fucking stupid

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Barnes Party

Noun: A Party that has a lack of alcohol or very low quality alcohol, such as Colt .45. Slampigs are regulars at a Barne's Party.
Adj: A party that is poorly planned and executed.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I dunno, I'm so bored, I may have to go to a Barnes Party"

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