Barracks Brew

A dangerous and disgusting alcoholic beverage concocted by some tradoc shitbirds in the US Army, it is made by repeatedly straining skillcraft hand sanitizer through a filter made of ionized salt and standard issue long underwear. Possibly flavored with “beverage base orange - type 3.” May cause liver failure and/or stomach ulcers.

“wassup battle we gonna get hella crunk off dat barracks brew tonight, cuh. Don’t be lettin the drill sarnt catch us lackin”