Barry McCann

The Art of the drunken homing instinct..Even when in a foreign country or unconscious

Person #1: Where's he gone now?! We're in Wales for feck sake!... and he just walks off! I better call the police, but better call him first...

Person #2: H..Hello?

Person #1: Oh thank God! Where the hell are you?!

Person #2: I'm at home in bed..

Person #1: How the hell did you find the hotel?!

Person #2: No..at home in Dublin..I Barry McCann'd it

Person #1: but!.....Hello?