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Baseball dick

• 3-4 feet in length
• 3-4 inches in girth
Hardness is similar to that of wood
• Shape loosely resembles a baseball bat
• Testicles also match the penis in a size similar to a baseball

OMG! That guy was like so like good at talking sports and like he got a home run from me on the first date with that baseball dick like... GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!!

by gяassfaiгy_вoi November 2, 2017

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baseball dick

when you get dick from a really hot guy who plays baseball

"Hannah guess what I got baseball dick last night" "omg for real, like they say baseball dick is the best kind of dick"

by underrated hoe May 4, 2018

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dick baseball

when a group of men are in a locker room, or otherwise largely congregated area, and decide to pass time by participating in a game of baseball, using their dicks as the bat.

Well boys, we got anything better to do?
Nah, dick baseball it is.

by Rampaging Boner June 28, 2019