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The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.
Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.
this is when your girlfriend or wife spit all over your dick really good and slobber all over it and rub it all over to get it really spitty and wet and you fuck her pussy so good and her spit makes the sex feel so much better if her pussy not loose and tight. she can make her pussy in vinegar water in bath tub no worries. don't let her do this so she can cheat, if its loose . leave her for good and don't go back. do this every time before you have sex. it feels 6666 times better than normal sex. this does not work on dildos or sex toys or animals. do not try that sick shit with those things and lie about it and say it doesn't feel good like people did with other stuff like they did it and knock a good thing trying to act like they can get it too and mess it up for everyone
that was the best dick bash of my life
:- When you don't want to define a variable and you need to tell your stupid fucking shell script to chill out.
if -n ${variable:-} ; then
echo "Bash Dick"
fi