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Similar to Basic Bitch but 20 years later. Includes yoga fascination, after school snacks, and the "mom" haircut. Can usually be found driving an SUV and sporting a top-of-the-line outdoor jacket. Sipping Starbucks and listening to Micheal Buble or Josh Groban is optional.
#sorrynotsorry
Headliner: "West Van Mom becomes Basic Mom
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A mom in her 30’s and 40’s that “stays at home” because of 1 child (2 at most), takes advantage of Botox and dresses like a basic white girl in her late teens / early twenties. Also flirts with young men like a cougar.
That basic white mom was rocking those shirt denim jeans while she hit on the college age waiter and her daughter was waiting.
They drink psl (pumpkin spice lattes), they act innocent but are freaks, they do yoga and go to jamberry parties.....
Aka: basic ass mom biotches
Ex: Since I cried, do you want to go have brunch, because my life is sad and meaningless basic ass mom friend
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