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Basketball Widow

A woman whose mate chooses watching playoff basketball during the months of March to June each year rather than spending time with her.

The new bride had no idea that she would become a basketball widow during March Madness.

by Willsmo Phelps III June 16, 2016


Basketball widow

A basketball widow is a woman whose man is figuratively married to the beautiful game. He can't tear himself away from the box except in extenuating circumstances (not including grabbing a can of beer during breaks)

My friend complains that she's now a basketball widow; once the game is on, her husband has time for no one and nothing else but his TV and his mentor with whom he analyzes each game all season long.

by Miz Pee November 5, 2019