bat and trap

Bat and trap is an ancient English ball game related to cricket and played at country pubs in the county of Kent.

John: 'Hey Reb, fancy a game?'
Rebecca: 'Yeah, I love playing bat and trap'

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bat and trap

A ridiculous pastime, played mainly in "pubs" in Kent by tossers called Rupert with plums in their mouths and cocks in their arses (in fact, homosexuality is often a requirement to actually participate in the sport in some pubs).

Rupert: "Fancy a quick game of bat and trap, Miles?"
Miles: "Only once we've finished this round of the biscuit game, looks like I've lost again!!!"

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